Although I say its not far from the river, in piggy miles its a canny hike like' as yerve got all mannor of things to owercome before you can see the watter and yerve got a geet steep bank to climb doon in sortin parts before ye can hev a wesh or a plodge or slake ya thurst. But to be fair there are sortin bits of the river that make it well wurth  deeing the obstacle curse to git there like the watterfall and the piggy swing and the slidie but more of that later on when we git there' cos I think its for the best if I start this tail one  summers morning aboot 5/0clock in the Barepot Farm farmyard.

Picture this it had been a hot one the day before and as the sun started to peep ower the top of the farmhoose it looked like it was ganna be another scorcher. The owld rooster was a bit late with his shootin and screamin this morn as a think the sun got to him a bit yisterday and he's decided to hev a lie in. Aktually I think were all feeling a bit lazy this morning  lucking forward to hevin a bit o fun and stuff knaaing how hot its ganna be but cannit roust wasells to git it all started.